This is my scratch after a month. (Used to be much bigger.)

Uncle, uncle, yaaay, my uncle,

Yesterday we went to church and then drove to my next uncle, Eric. We ate Mexican food and rode on some monster trucks. Then, we fed ostriches, sting rays, and kissed goats in the middle of the desert! No joke. It was an epic day with tons of fun. Today we might go golfing and get a tour of my uncles weapon making shop. See y'all tonight!

Carlsbad and cousins!

Sorry I haven't been on my blog for a long time but I'll try ro catch up. There's just been so much! We went to Texas and got bit by a dog. hooray! Now I have to swim with these giant bandaids on my face. Then we went to my cousins house for a week and guess what we did? Swam and swam and swam ALL  DAY  LONG. That was painful. They live on a 73 acre farm with horses, sheep, geese, turkeys, and several other pets, some of them unwanted. Then we went to carlsbad caverns, which was awesome. We saw these 80 foot tall spires made of stalactites and stalagmites and other crazy cavern rooms. Trying to compare the size of the first cavern to Carlsbad is like 1-2000. You need to go there. Then today we went to a tiny water park and had some fun. I still needed that bandaid though. Noooo!

Back to the present.

I finally am back in the present. We went in a cave and enjoyed the lush beauty of the wedding room, fractured room, South America room, and others. Here are some pictures:

More storms! And rafting!

We went rafting! Two and a half miles of rafting in two hours, perfect! We saw more giant fish and baby turtles, then went to a natural spring to have some fun with fish. We tried to catch carp, bass, and a baby snapper. We cought the turtle, but not the fish. We were all enjoying our day when, once again, a storm enveloped us and we had to leave. We went to a different campground that day, and rented more rafts for tomorrow. We slept there and woke up at six o'clock to go rafting. If we were any later, we couldn't have rafted on the entire river, which was three and a half hours long. We had SO much fun and we did it over and over and over and over and- well you get the idea. We continued until another, super annoying, life threatening storm came. This one was really close so we dashed until we got in the car, drove back to the same campsite, and slept.

Storms!

It was a good day at the beach until a dark shadow overcame us. My mom just looked at the cloud and was like, "Oh, that's nothing. We're just fine." About five minutes later we're jogging toward the car and driving toward Walmart. We unfolded the bed, got in our PJ's, and slept dreaming of flying into walls or candy and jumping off Mount Rushmore into a tiny baby pool (Please don't judge me. I know, it's weird, but still don't judge.) We woke up to a nice morning and went to Weeki Wachi, the city of real live mermaids. They had three epic slides and one, the cannonball, was crazy awesome. It was almost straight down, about 85 degrees, and went down three stories! That may not sound very high, but that is CRAZY tall. Not only that, but you got to swim in a natural stream with giant fish, bottle nosed turtles, and baby snapping turtles. Luckily there were no fully grown ones spotted that day. We were having fun, jumping off the dock, when another, even bigger storm came.

We hurried to the car again after seeing normal peacocks and a white peacock. We drove to a new campground with only two stars but was so nice, it should actually be five stars. We slept there and had some fun, then went to bed. What did we do next? We....

I just got a new volleyball so we can do some challenges tomorrow at the beach

It's gone, Yay! We're alive!

In the eye of the storm

we'e in an intense lightning storm right now and it seems dangerous. We're probably fine though. There are some close on-




THAT, was close. And loud. See you guys after the storm!

Airboats!

I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Okay, just kidding. These airboats do make you feel like you're soaring as you hover inches above the Marsh and encounter giant wild alligators. They also have a cool mini zoo. They have baby alligators, giant lizards a white crocodile, bobcats, and several other beautiful creatures. This is one of the coolest experiences I've had so far but I bet there will be many more to come. See you guys tomorrow!

Jungle island!

Yesterday we went to jungle island! It was an AMAZING expierience with tons of new animals I've never even HEARD of. Like white lions, tigers, a liger, which is a tiger and a lion together, and a tiger with a white body and zebra stripes. Have you ever heard of those? I bet not. I mean, I've heard of a zonkey before, but definitely not a liger. If you guys live anywhere near Florida, you NEED to go to jungle island NOW and see these wonderful creatures. If you go now, you might have the chance to see a baby white tiger with zebra stripes. See you guys soon!

We're going to jungle island!

We just woke up and had Bekfast. We're goin to jungle island. See you there!

We did a Mensa convention at the hotel for a week and I always stayed up to about 3:00 in the morning. They have a Tetris sliding game, giant Jenga, ticket to ride, settlers of catan, and many others. I got to play a new trickery game called wherewolf. You guys need to play it. Each character is a wherewolf, villager, or a villager with magic powers. There is the witch, villager, seer, idiot, vampire, seer's apprentice, and many others in a certain version called, "Wherewolves Ultimate". Usually there is just the seer, wizard, villager, wherewolf, and which. You NEED to play it.

Our new RV!

We got a new RV a little bit ago. It's pretty old but it's still pretty nice. We just left our last hotel for a while. Probably the most fancy of the hotels. We did a Mensa convention at the hotel for a week and I always stayed up to about 3:00 in the morning. They have a Tetris sliding game, giant Jenga, ticket to ride, settlers of catan, and many others. I got to play a new trickery game called wherewolf. You guys need to play it. Each character is a wherewolf, villager, or a villager with magic powers. There is the witch, villager, seer, idiot, vampire, seer's apprentice, and many others in a certain version called, "Wherewolves Ultimate". Usually there is just the seer, wizard, villager, wherewolf, and which. You NEED to play it. Anyway, getting off track here. I am deeply sorry I haven't been on my blog for FOREVER but I will try to do my blog every day from now on. I mean, it's not too bad because my YouTube channel has not been used my me for literally a year. Go figure. Anyway, thanks you guys who are reading my blog. If your friends aren't reading my blog don't give them bacon for a month. See ya!